I just had a great idea.

Art education isn't all that it could be in America. And Americans love sitting in their cars, yes? So what we need - this is going to be a big moneymaker - are drive-through art museums.

I have prepared a terribly photoshopped (MS paint, actually) rendition:


This idea is great. Each artwork can be attached to a low-radius radio transmitter so that as you idle beside it, you can tune in to 88.1FM (say) and hear a pleasant description of the work's aesthetic significance and history.

In line with the automotive theme, each painting will be outfitted with a windshield wiper and cleaning-fluid jet for periodic washing away of exhaust buildup.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

WOW -- you are all over this!! I like that you considered the grime build-up that will need to be taken care of at the end of each day.

James Lamb said...

Still thinking about Vegas... if you sited this next to a drive through wedding chapel and a drive through divorce chapel, and maybe a few drive through restaurants, you could take over a whole section of town.